Children consignment

An urgent request from an illiterate prince that I somehow neglected to respond to? I must read more!

A refugee prince !  !  !

Ah, my good friend, the noble gentleman who gives AIDS seminars. So glad he gave you my data. What a pal.

Nah, I wouldn't be specify if I were you. I hope Dr. Andy delivered the consignment as promised to your adorted mother!

Whoa that's a lot of information! Sorry to hear about Miss. Georgina, but at least she paid the demurrages before she snuffed it. Who would have thought that the DRUG / ANTI TERRORIST CERTIFICATE would be so expensive? Honestly, this kind of bureaucracy just makes me sick.

Thing is Micheal, my garage is already full of old lawn mowers, bikes, boxes of unused appliances and the like, so I'm not sure that the Bullion is going to fit in. Plus I really don't want to know about the children consignment. But thanks anyway.

Watch out for that wicked uncle

Okay, so the title isn't that exciting. But check out the name of the sender, that's worth some points, surely.

 

All good things to know. Glad to see that awesome surname is spelt in capitals too. A 'common relationship' huh? Doesn't sound that exciting, but do tell me more.

Wow. Now we're getting to the good stuff. Top drama, and backed up by a BBC news link! It must be true! Poor little orphaned YAK.

Now the plot thickens. Oh that faithful morning...

I wonder if I can help this poor beleaguered orphan in some way?

 

Assassination! Oh my!

15% of money and GOLD seems reasonable to me. Oh that wicked uncle! This is all feeling a bit Brothers Grimm...

Spam

Recently I've started to receive some more interesting spam mails. Usually I don't bother reading things that are obviously spam or that have ended up in my junk mail but for some reason I've looked at a couple in recent days and found them highly entertaining so wanted to share them.